Kidisms And Other Funny Sayings

Being a parent can be a rewarding adventure. I tend to think I have a great sense of humor, which at times, I have had to really bite my tongue to keep from laughing out loud at some of the funniest things I have heard my kids say. Sometimes, they have been serious and heartwarming. Here are a few of them I wanted to share.

I promise mom, I won't do drugs even when my friends talk me into it.

You started it first (oldest child). No I didn't. I started it second(youngest child).

Mom, Do you ever wish life had a rewind button?

I started my first administration today (spoken to school office declaring the beginning of her first menstrual cycle).

I need to go home. I have a headache. I think it's a science infection.(Same daughter, spoken to school office a few days later.)

(Sitting down to dinner, a song was playing in the distance and my youngest is a fan of the oldies, I asked her if she knew who was singing the song and this was the conversation that followed.)Yes, it's Diana Ross (youngest child). No it is not you idiot! Diana Ross made the flag!(oldest child)(Both were wrong, it was Donna Summers.)

(When asked if my daughter was a christian.)No, I'm a baptist.

(Driving in the car, a Brooks and Dunn song comes on called My Maria.)That's a terrible song! Who cares about a song about diarrhea.

(First day in kindergarten when asked to stand up and say your name and then tell something about yourself.)My name is ... and I have a pet goat and his name is buck and when he walks his balls swing like this.(cupping hands and swinging right to left)

(Youngest daughter asks to say the prayer before Christmas dinner)I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America, ... .

Hope you enjoyed the laughs. Feel free to share your humor on the site. I look forward to hearing from you!